Tonys Fun Food FAQs

Ode to the  Hungry Man
He waited in line, cuz he wasn’t the first, Then he ate so much, he thought he would burst, When he left he knew he’d never felt worse, That’s what’s known as the Tony’s Curse!

The Rules of Bacon!

  1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always
  2. There does not exist a food that does not go well with bacon. 
  3. There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like bacon, and those who will be used as fodder in the case of a zombie apocalypse.
  4. Even pigs like bacon. FACT.
  5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou shalt not discriminate.
  6. 90% of the world's problems can be solved by cooking more bacon.
  7. Bacon presents exactly zero health risks. Shut up!
  8. If your computer is antiquated and slow, you can feed it bacon through the floppy drive to make it run faster.
  9. Meals without bacon are rarely worth eating.
  10. When given a breathalyzer, the number they give you is your BAC.  This is short for “Bacon.”  And is equal to the number of slices of bacon you should eat divided by 100 
  11. Thou shalt always consume bacon on the Sabbath, and the Mondath, and the Tuesdath, and the.... 
  12. Bacon is a great aphrodisiac... better than oysters!!!
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Fun Facts About Food

  • A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetimeAmericans eat 20.7 pounds of candy per person annually.
  • The Dutch eat three times as much
  • Cast iron skillets used to be the leading source of iron in the American diet
  • In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes
  • Each American eats an average of 51 pounds of 
  • chocolate per year
  • Sliced bread was introduced under the Wonder Bread label
  • in 1930

Up to 11,000 lbs. of bacon used weekly
Up to 900 lbs. of candy given away weekly

Up to 600 lbs. of onions used weekly
Up to 625 lbs. of tomatoes used weekly